Find out why your Sidekiq queues back up, in 5 days.
A fixed-price, read-only audit that turns your queue, retry and dead-set data into a ranked fix list your team can act on Monday morning.
Request an audit See a sample reportYou're in the right place if…
- Emails or webhooks arrive late, and nobody's sure why.
- The retry set or dead set keeps growing.
- One slow job seems to hold up everything else.
- You have a dashboard, but it shows that something's wrong, not what to fix.
What you get
A diagnosis, not another dashboard
Every finding comes with evidence, severity, confidence and likely causes.
A prioritized fix plan
Effort estimates per item, so you fix the 15-minute critical issue before the 2-day refactor.
A walkthrough call
With the Rails developer who wrote the report.
Your data stays yours
- You run one small, read-only Ruby script, and you can read it first.
- It collects aggregates only: queue sizes, latencies, counts, job class names and error classes.
- Job arguments are never collected into the file. Error messages are redacted (emails, tokens, hosts), or you can leave them out entirely.
- You inspect the JSON file before sending it. Nothing connects to my systems.
- Snapshots are deleted 30 days after delivery, and are never sent to AI services.
Pricing
Quick Scan
$250 fixed
- 1 snapshot
- Findings report
- Top-3 fix plan
- 30-min walkthrough call
- Delivered in 5 business days
Full Audit
$450 fixed
- 2 snapshots, 24 h+ apart, for trends
- Findings report + top-5 job deep dive
- Full prioritized remediation plan
- 45-min call + 14-day follow-up Q&A
- Delivered in 10 business days
Invoiced in USD. Pay by card or US bank transfer (ACH) through a Payoneer payment link, or by international wire. Full Audit: 50% upfront, 50% on delivery.
Who it's not for
- Teams that need 24/7 monitoring or alerting: use an APM.
- Anyone who wants someone to change production for them: the audit recommends, your team applies.
Limitations, honestly
- A snapshot is a point in time. Trend findings need the Full Audit.
- Without job arguments I can name failing job classes, not specific records.
- No guaranteed performance outcome.
About
I'm Pedro Ortiz, a Rails developer. [TODO before launch: 1–2 sentences of real background. No employer names or incidents.]
Request an auditI reply within 2 business days.